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[60 Day Paleo Challenge] Start

by on Aug.06, 2012, under La vida del Nahual

So I started the 60 day paleo challenge, I had been eating paleo before, but I don’t believe it was as good as it needed, so I changed boxes and got into this program, so we will see how this one goes. This tag ([60 Day Paleo Challenge]) will show my updates and eating diary fo this, I’ve already taken the pre pictures and as soon as I have the “post” pictures I’ll post both.

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paleo diet menu on Outback restaurant

by on Jun.04, 2012, under crossfit, La vida del Nahual

Last night I went to Outback steak house, by far is one of my favorite restaurants but due to me being on strict paleo diet it can be hard. Sunday is my usual “cheat day” or “carb it up” day, which is OK but I found myself trying to eat paleoish anyway, so I took upon myself “how would I paleo here?” and although I know some people like sweet potato fries I’m not a fan so that was not an option.

As the waiter was taking my order I asked for my 2 sides I said:

– “Can I just have 2 house salads?”

I’ve never asked before as most of the time it’s not an option but tried it anyway, he smiled and said “Sure” he even asked if I wanted both before the meat or one before and one with the meat, said before was ok and olive oil and vinegar (red wine) for dressing.

I thought “OK I got this” I ordered the “Outback special” (7oz) medium rare and just wondered “how the HECK I’m going to get the good fats?”. Now it might just be me, but having the good fats is the hard part of the paleo part, wat dinner and said “I can just drive home and eat there some almonds” but as I was getting the check I asked “Do you have any almonds?” the waiter looked at me and said “let me check on the back” and came back 3 minutes with a handfull of almonds! sliced and all, in a nice little small container.

So yes, it is possible to paleo at outback, that was a fast and easy way to do it!

Until the next time….

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Don’t feed the troll … even if it’s a really fat one

by on Apr.03, 2012, under La vida del Nahual

*yawn* someone has been trying to troll me, maybe to get a response out of me. Took 15 minutes of my time directed to legal and forgot about it, then apparently he wants to keep on trolling.

Dude, really, get a diet, get a job (how come your “job’s email” bounces and you are not in the global directory anymore? :P) write something, shit … anything, any code will do, get on with your life, have a happy one because for me …


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[AIM SPAM] pinkaryana2 spam: This one can’t even read what you write! #FAIL

by on Mar.28, 2012, under Encabronamientos, failblog, La vida del Nahual

Now this one is one for the ages, most script readers actually READ what you write, but this one was completely oblivious of it, it was between hilarious and just wondered if this person actually READ ENGLISH (sounds like they don’t they just wait until they see something and just type)

The hilarity ensues:

8:36 heya!

8:37 heyas

lia burger
8:37 hey there. 23 femaIle heree.. u???

8:37 32 male here :]

lia burger
8:37 hmmm. have wee chattted be4?

8:37 nope not that I remember

lia burger
8:37 ohhh okk sorrry i wasn’t surre im aIways meeeting new peoppIe. anywaysz.. what is up?

8:38 just chillin’ watchingt the game drinkin’ a bud

lia burger
8:38 im sooooooo bored… i have somme pics on my proffiIe on this webssite if you want 2 see?

8:39 only if you are not reading from a script and will have to put you in my blog with the other spammers that try to send me to a site and either clickjack me, register or anything on the sort.
8:39 if you are not one of those people
8:39 I’m game, no problem

lia burger
8:39 http://referer.us/6/b1dNB3 jusst go theree annd make a frree profilIe

8:40 there you go, I love how you people don’t even read

lia burger
8:40 you havve to signupp causee i have some nude picttures on theere so the sitte makes sure u r ovr 18 b4 u can see themm

8:40 chinese? from india? or which country i wonder

lia burger
8:40 and don’t worrry it iss 100% freeee i promiise. mk?

8:40 definitely sounds like the other 3 scammers
8:40 check www.tumamafuemia.ogr
8:40 org*
8:40 you will be there
8:40 got a screenshot of your info and all so ppl know you are spamming with this username
8:40 nice try, no cigar
8:41 at least the last one actually READ what i was writting

lia burger
8:41 when you geet signnedd up and lIogged in theen search for my profiiIe itts “ashji113″

8:41 #FAIL
8:41 LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:41 Worse script reader EVER

lia burger
8:41 my passswoord for my private gaIIery is “jjash113″ if u wantt 2 see my nudee piics

8:41 LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lia burger
8:41 brb phonne caIlI.

8:41 LoL!!!!!!!
8:41 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure Mr bot
8:41 allow me to say
8:41 you fail
8:41 BAD

Allow me to say .. #FAIL .. LoL!!! is sooooo funnyyyy LoL!!!!!!

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