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[BJJ Journal] Shrimping

by on Aug.26, 2013, under La vida del Nahual

So today was a “got back into the rolling” day, first I’m SUPER excited, there is a tournament I believe on Sept 7th and I’m going for it, I might get tapped out so fast I’ll be like “WTF just happened” but I don’t care is experience.

So today we started working with someone on the back, for me it was really hard not to muscle stuff, I’m trying to work on not using my strength but gather technique, unfortunately I’m a very offensive kinda guy, so I always end up trying a submission (contrary to all the great advice in http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=108818) today was not different I tried .. the gogoplata

Yes I’m THAT fucking stupid, I almost made it work too, the blue belt must have tought “Wait WTF? is he REALLY trying a gogoplata?” so I think it was more of a shock that I managed to half do it, but it felt weird and not fluid so I stopped and tried to work on my defense, he immediately took over got me with a nice choke.

After that it was my turn to be on his back, well I defended as much as I could but nope he moved fast as hell and ended up in side mount and I just said “how the fuck do I defend this?” after trying 2 minutes everything I could think of, so what happened?

Blue belt sat up and said “shrimp, here let me teach you” and he showed me and I practice and got back on it, I shrimped and started to work hardcore and tried again something and got tapped out 😛 (again!)

Then I got to roll with a kid, I got (kid you not) probably 70 pounds on the kid, so I was really terse and let him roll me and try to armbar me, he did an AWESOME defense on his guard I was like “holy shit! this kid is bad ass!” so I pulled back and did the same technique the blue belt did to me (Pro Tip, if someone passes your guard, take a mental snapshot of WTF just happened and try to reproduce) and got into side mount, now I’m heavy as fuck so he just looked at me like “gorgeous now WTF” so I told him “shrimp” and let him do it couple of times, dude ended up moving me and grabbing my arm and arm baring me, I could have muscled it out but that is a douchebag move and tapped out.

I for one LOVE the environment and everything about Team Santos

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[BJJ Journal] First day on Team Santos

by on Aug.13, 2013, under La vida del Nahual

Well, this is a new spin on this blog, I’m changing this into my BJJ Journal is as personal as it will get 😛

So I looked into BJJ after a lot of time, my first encounter with BJJ (or JJ but I’m sure it was BJJ) was around 18 years ago while I was still in college. I was training Muay Thai and we entered a tournament and this kid with a gi and a white belt entered too I remember laughing and saying “a while belt? well don’t mind if he kick his ass” when my turn came he fastly anckle locked me, I’ve never felt so much pain and gave up, it shook me to the point of stopping training Muay Thai thinking “WTF just happened? I’ve never seen that kinda shit” 

So now I found the Team Santos school (www.teamsantos.com) and it was amazing, it took 3 triangle chokes and other armbar but I learned a lot, I learned the “upa” and tried myself a few chokes and an arm bar (all failed) but I had a blast and the team there is amazing everyone was awesome.

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[SPAMBOT] MSN Spambot showing reddit is … hacked??? (frame included? redirected?)

by on Sep.04, 2012, under Encabronamientos, La vida del Nahual

Sooo I got contacted to YET another spambot .. but the cool thing about this one (which actually made me freaking click on the link on a jailed VMWare) had a www.reddit.com URL! (http://www.reddit.com/tb/yo1ai) soooooo you go there and is a nice “justhookup.com” webpage … maybe it’s a redirect site? (as you can close the “frame” and then sends you to that part) … sounds fairly interesting … ANNNNNNNYWAYYYYYYYYYY here is the lame chat as I promised the bot..

˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:15> Im here wanna chat?
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:16> sure, who are you? :)
˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:16> Hi there. hope ya don't mind chatting with a playful horny girl. So how r ya?
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:17> doing good, I have to tell you if this is kinda like a script/bot or something to make me go into a website, I usually put them into my website and denounce them, if you are not I'm sorry and let's keep on chatting :)
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:17> I just get a lot of bots so :P
˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:17> what's a bot??
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:18> a bot is a program that runs on a specific script so it will tell you it's a girl that just broke up with the boyfriend and has kinky pictures and you should register in a website to see the pictures
˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:18> http://www.reddit.com/tb/yo1ai u can see me live there no need for pictures
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:18> or something of the sort, but there is no person there, its just a program :)
˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:18> yeaa I know its random, but my douchebag EX cheated on me so i'm on a manhunt hehe... I found your username on a msn directory, I'm Stacy, u are? ;-)
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:18> reddit? daaaaaaaamn u a redditor? :P
˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:18> i c.. Where do you live? i am bored in my apartment...and this usually gets me in trouble ;-) especially since I'm single and sexually deprived :-(
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:18> I'm Enrique :P (or so it says on my nick)
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:19> being sexually deprived is terrible
˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:19> are ya signed up to any dating sites?? You seem fun... i just took sum dirty pics and uploaded them on my BeNaugty page.. wanna see? lol
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:19> where do you live?
˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:19> miami
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:19> ahh cool cool, cali here
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:19> well you could also just send them to me over MSN :P
˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:19> k, here, lmk what ya think http://www.reddit.com/tb/yo1ai ! you might have to make a profile if u don't have 1 already. It takes literally 1 min and its 100% free!!
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:21> no thank you, but good luck on the "manhunt"!!! I will let reddit know they got haacked tho :P
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:21> thanks anyway! :)
˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:21> gimme your username when you signup so I can send u a friend invitation, and if u like my pics maybe we can get to know each other better ... cool? =D
˜/Enrique Sanchez 7:21> I'lm going to copy this entire message into www.tumamafuemia.org and show that you are spamming .. cool? :)
˜/maureennoonc639@live.com 7:22> i'm 24

VOILA!!! have fun!

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[60 Day Paleo Challenge] Breakfast Day 1

by on Aug.06, 2012, under 60 day paleo challenge, crossfit, La vida del Nahual

Meal: Scrambled eggs with bacon and vegetables

Time to cook: Took me 10 minutes (I didn’t prepare much sunday I was busy buying everything)

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